I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
