white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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