is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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