No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Houston, we have a squirter
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
