i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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