i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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