Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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