we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Randomize
