Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
