Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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Oh Jesus.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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