what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
