Define "chronic" masturbator.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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