She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I just had sex on a roof
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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