I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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