I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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