your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You may now shotgun with the bride
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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