About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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