I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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