new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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