The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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