Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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