I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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