I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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