I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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Oh Jesus.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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