You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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