1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
