I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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