I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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