please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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