I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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