butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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