giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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