playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Drake has all the answers
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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