real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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