And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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