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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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