they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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