Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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