..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Randomize
