If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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