It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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