You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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