What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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