Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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