I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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