is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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