So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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