So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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