Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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