ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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